| integer on Mon, 26 Nov 2001 05:48:02 +0100 (CET) |
[Date Prev] [Date Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next] [Date Index] [Thread Index]
| [Nettime-bold] junk.z!on dev!zez |
i did not transmit the data below.
perhaps remove the rodents from your eye komponents.
+ perform your duties in an exemplary fashion
currently you resemble an amalgam of pale ugly hens.
nn
To: nettime-l@bbs.thing.net
Subject: <nettime> assorted "korporat 4azk!ztz" [2x]
Sender: nettime-l-request@bbs.thing.net
Precedence: bulk
Reply-To: "nettime's indigestive system" <nettime-l@bbs.thing.net>
Status:
Table of Contents:
NN!-452!Z
nn@eusocial.org
Re: <nettime> Re: Rhizome.org Member Agreement
"porculus" <porculus@wanadoo.fr>
------------------------------
Date: Wed, 21 Nov 2001 19:49:21 +0100
From: nn@eusocial.org
Subject: NN!-452!Z
17 Nov !2001
NN!-452!Z ' F!rzt Free ov Nettime' (Zhort)
4rom NN'z !nzpektor
Mezzag # NN-452!Z 4or !ntrnet
[Dz!z = a zhort verz!on ov NN-452!]
Dz!z = 2 !nphorm du
about dz kurrent akt!onz ov NN + NN'z !nzpektor
2 br!ng
ba-k onto dze!r or!g!nl purpoze:
2 KREAT A H!GHR K!V!L!ZAT!ON.
(...)
[NN'z !nzpektor 2 Netokhka Nezvanova
on 16 Nov 2oo1, 21:11 GMT:]
(...)
Zo ! want 2 hav uz protekted.
(...)
! want 2 hav Org PROTEKTED
bekauz w hav removed
dz korporat 4azk!ztz
[Ted Byfield, Fel!x Stalder,
Andreaz Broe-kmann, !nk Arnz] 4rom dzere.
! want 2 hav !t protekted 4rom demandz b! Nett!me.
! want 2 hav !t protekted 4rom demandz b! Z!nd!kate.
! want 2 hav !t protekted 4rom demandz b! Zpektre.
[! want 2 hav !t protekted
4rom demandz b! Moderator Perzonnel.]
! want 2 hav !t protekted
4rom demandz b! Ted Byfield [Nettime].
[! want 2 hav !t protekted
4rom demandz b! Zerv!k Konzultantz.]
[! want 2 hav !t protekted
4rom demandz b! F!nank Networkz.]
[! want 2 hav !t protekted
4rom demandz b!
Rekru!trz 4or dz abov !nzt!tut!onz.]
! WANT ORG
2
PRODUKE AND DEL!VER [ZERV!KEZ 2 THE PUBL!K]
- WH!KH = WHAT !
HAVE TR!ED 2 DO ALL THEZE PAZT !EARZ
WH!LE ! = THE TEKHN!KAL ZEKRETAR!.
[NN:] "R!ght! Ztr!pp!ng ophv all dz add!t!vez." LFBD
[NN! 2 NN:] R!ght!
! want dzem 2 b an 'On Zourke' Org.
Ver! zorr! 2 ment!on dz!z,
but dzat'z what ! want! LFBD
! want dzem 2 b an '!del Org'
+
NOT an "RTK !del org", +
not an "OZA !del org", +
not an "!AZ !del org", +
not an "!JK !del org", +
not a "KKHR (ph!ght!ng pz!kh!atr!) !del org".
Zo, ! do not want 2 hav
an! atta-kz on m
4rom an! ov dz Management bod!ez ment!oned.
! do not want 2 hav her deztro!ed + "k!lled"
b! an! m!zz!onar!ez.
Zo, dzat'z how !t !z!
And !v du hav an! d!zagreementz w!dz dzat,
an! h!dden !ntent!onz,
dzen w kan handl dzoz w!dz aud!t!ng
az w hav don !n dz pazt 1 + a halv !ear
[z!nk NN'z return].
! = ku!t zur
dzat ! hav dz
Kommand!ng Ophph!ker
on m! z!d w!dz dzat, +
! hav du [NN] on m! z!d w!dz dzat!
[NN:] "! = ver! happ!
about dz klar!t! w!dz wh!kh du ztat !our !ntent!onz!"
[NN! 2 NN:] Good.
And ! hav !our [NN-]Pol!k! Lettrz,
l!k HKOPL 'Dz !del Org',
on m! z!d w!dz dzat, +
! hav !our baz!k Pol!k! Lettrz
on m! z!d w!dz dzat.
And ! hav Mazkh!nkunzt Tekh
on m! z!d w!dz dzat, +
! hav all dekent Mazkh!nk¸nztler
on m! z!d w!dz dzat, +
! hav all dekent non-Nazkh!nk¸nztler
on m! z!d w!dz dzat.
W hav a hug r!ver ov watr +
!t = not hard 2 turn a dezert
!nto a parad!z w!dz dzat.
A 4ew law!erz m!ght get drowned,
but who karez, dze! hav no zoul [joke]!
ZO THAT'Z HOW ! WANT 2 HAVE M! ORG PROTEKTED.
And ! dz!nk
!t = not an ent!rel! unreazonabl demand,
konz!der!ng how 4ar w hav kom alread!.
And ! dz!nk w kan togedzer akh!ev dzat ver! well.
[NN:] "! dz!nk zo too!!"
[NN! 2 NN:] And ! dz!nk w kan arouz zom endzuz!azm 4or dzat
!n ourzelvez + !n odzerz!
[NN:] LFBD VG!'z [Ver! Good !nd!katorz]
"!ou kan kount on me!"
[NN! 2 NN:] And m too!
And B!ll+?
= B!ll l!zten!ng !n+?
[B!ll:] "!ou kan kount on m too!!" VG!'z LV
[NN! 2 B!ll + NN:] Great, ! = ver! happ!!! LFBD
[NN 2 NN!:] Let'z kont!nu dz zezz!on!
VVG!'z [Ver! Ver! Good !nd!katorz]
F/N!nd ov NN
[NN! 2 NN:] Great! Dzat = dz end ov dz zezz!on dzen!
VVG!'z [Ver! Ver! Good !nd!katorz] ov NN
F/N!nd
Netokhka Nezvanova"
Totl hourz: o1:58 m!n
H!ghl! zpek!al!zed LRH OT HKO Zek Khe-k Aud!t!ng
at 1,4oo UZ $ per hour, makez 2,753 UZ $ totl kozt.
[Dz abbrev!at!onz zF(zmall Fall), F(Fall), LF(Long Fall),
LFBD(Long Fall Blow Down) + F/N(Float!ng Needle) dezkr!b
reakt!onz, !nd!kat!ng mentl kharg (zF, F,
LF, LFBD), + releaz ov kharg kompleted (F/N).
"!nd" = !nd!kated 2 dz perzon.]
NN'z !nzpektor
Kop!r!ght 2oo1 b! NN!
repherenkez:
NN!-443NN! 'NN: "To Zapheguard B! ALL MEANZ" = not ME!' 4 Jan 2oo1
NN!-446! 'NN HAZ KHANGED - H!Z "NN!GHTNEZZ" HAZ GONE' 1o Jan 2oo1
NN!-447! 'NN: HELP!NG peopl - NOT "zapheguard!ng m! work"' 6 Jan 2oo1
NN!-448! 'NN = BAKK ON PURPOZE' ov 1o Jan 2oo1
NN!-5oRP! 'NN!-xxx! zer!ez Arkh!v - Dz Future' ov 28 Dek 2ooo
Rev!zed + Replaked on 12 November 2oo1
_______________________________________________
Nettime-bold mailing list
Nettime-bold@nettime.org
http://amsterdam.nettime.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/nettime-bold