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                                  LATEST!

            Latest tourist invention of the 20th century!
         Tourist offer organized by Yugoslav Tourist Association

       If you have always wanted to experience a true excitement...
         If you think that you saw all the sights in the world...
           If you want more than your TV screen may offer you..
      To enter a totally real virtual world of an arcade video game..
             ..to be on the spot.. to achieve your mission..

                               ..welcome to..

                     STRIKE AGAINST YUGOSLAVIA - LIVE !


 Great deal, one of a kind!
 For the first time in Europe, first time in the World!
 Attractive! Exciting! Magnificent! Unbelievable!
 Enjoy it to the sickness!

 Go through NATO humanitarian bombing against Yugoslavia - LIVE !

 First and unique opportunity to visit and stay in any of Yugoslav
cities by your choice and experience the explosions and detonations by
Tomahawk cruise missiles, cluster bombs and many other radioactive bombs

with all known and unknown NATO arsenal on the spot, LIVE! You will
experience demolishing of factories, hospitals, schools, buildings,
apartments, so as killing innocent civilians and children in a direct
vicinity!

 CITIES!
 Belgrade, Batajnica, Pancevo, Novi Sad, Subotica, Sombor, Valjevo,
Uzice,
 Nis, Aleksinac, Krusevac, Kragujevac, Pec, Cuprija, Podgorica, Prizren,

Kursumlija, Vranje, Kosovska Mitrovica, and many more devastated places!

 SPECIAL PRIZE!
 If you find ONE city that suffered no bombing & damage, here's what you

get:
 Two week tour around the country visiting refugees of all
nationalities!
 Pay a visit to all the refugees stationed in Serbia, Albanians
included!

 To the rest of our guests, we recommend specially attractive places!
 Rock concerts at Belgrade bridges and last halfly-ruined bridge in Novi

Sad!
 Feel the atmosphere with live bombing coverage, special effects &
lightshow!

 ACCOMMODATIONS
 Extremely comfortable shelters of Hyatt Regency Hotel and many other
popular places. For our guests with a skin-deep pocket, we offer private

accommodation among many moldy shelters around and below buildings,
which will be generously shared with Yugoslav old people and children!
 Watch the children grow and play inside the shelters and basements!

 DAILY ACTIVITIES
 During the day guests pay many visits to demolished buildings, ruined
or totally devastated facilities and many ambient ruins where they can
take some of the debris as a no charge souvenir - but not lighter than
20 pounds! Traditional 50 pound rock necklaces or a pendant - only 9.95!

 Cross country running with the air-raid sirens, fishing below the
bridge,
 camping beneath the TV emitter and many other activities!
 Extra - after midnight visit to chemical and petroleum facilities!
 For those who care about their fitness and health, we organize morning
route of 3 miles running and exercise, breathing freshly depleted
uranium!

 SPECIAL OFFERS
 You demand more excitement, more danger, bigger adventure?
 If you think that TITANIC was something, then look here!

1)   We are negotiating with NATO Alliance to allow American tourists
     to travel by F-117 Stealth aircraft, which recently provides more
     fun and much more excitement than regular B-2 or B-52 aircraft!!!
     You may also be able to visit the F-117 graveyard in Budjanovci,
     but only if you land successfully!

2)   For our special guests, depressive American millionaires, we offer
     a full-night accommodation at one of the Military Bases on Kosovo
     as a 100% successful therapy! Money back guarantee in death case.

3)   Safari Tour! That's right! You can travel with the refugees across
     the country, enjoying a unique trip on the red tractors! Those with

     the driver's licenses may already book the tractor (first and last
     one in the convoy are already booked).

4)   Fast Railroads of Serbia! Get aboard to some international train
     and travel through Serbia! Watch the beauties of our country,
     canyons and bridges - you may also place a no limit bet -
     arriving in one piece or many pieces!

5)   Play a role of a famous producer Oliver Stone! Set up your cameras
     and your gear and let the actors play while you direct "PLATOON 2"!

6)   Being our special guest, you'll be especially hosted!
     A program called "ONE NIGHT IN PRESIDENT'S RESIDENCY" provides you
     exceptionally powerful feeling of being treated as a famous
dictator
     and a monstrous ruler! Family sleep over increases the adventure!

7)   Did you ever want to be a war reporter? Now you have a chance!
     Report LIVE from a sight that was bombed, bring your tape promptly
to
     our national TV center and while you prepare the record for
broadcast,
     enjoy the belief that your TV isn't a target! Very exciting!

8)   A most exciting, most competitive, most challenging task you'll
get!
     Play the scenario "SAVE RYANN" live on the battlefield!
     Your mission is to find the Ryann before someone else finds him!

 PAYMENT
 Since there are many interested ladies and gentlemen among EU and NATO
 countries, all of our guests who apply within next week will be granted

 a generous discount of 5% per cash payment and 50% per S-300 payment.
 We take credit cards - "American Regret", "NO VISA", "Blast'em Hard".

 GUARANTEES
 We guarantee that NATO Alliance will strictly respect their promise and

 continue intensive bombing of Yugoslavia in order to improve Yugoslav
 tourism, since all the other sources of development are damaged or
 endangered, and since there are no other reasons to continue this
 aggression. If there would be no bomby-days during your staying in
 Yugoslavia, or if some break happens, and if you don't see at least
 10 civilians killed per two nights of bombing - money back guarantee.

 RECOMMENDATIONS
 The people of Yugoslavia would gladly share their daily food portions
 and supplies, but we strongly recommend you to bring your own food and
 luxuries such as peanut butter, caviar, maple syrup etc. UNLESS you
want
 to experience the full impression of being a Serb in their own country.

 If you're not sure with whom are you talking to on the field and if you

 can't recognize his nationality, which is a common thing, you may know
 who the Serbs are at any occasion - an average Serb will never say
 "I did NOT have sexual relationship with that woman."

 ACTIVITIES
 This program is supervised by most of the world humanitarian
 organizations such as EU, NATO, UN, OSCE, MMF, KLA, KKC, ETA and
 many others, for a sake of globalization, peace, stability and
democracy.

 CALL- NOW!
 Jeopardized Bizarre Tourist Entertainment of Serbia - "JE.BI.T.E.SE"
 13 Mite Balije Street
 Belgrade
 Tel. ++38119862

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      This story is a pure fiction. The reality isn't much different.
                              Stop the war.
                            Stop the bombing.









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