Re: Syndicate: Re: "Staged" massacres,

["Peter Rebernik" <peter@rebernik.at>]

The following story about Vienna is not true, it is a blatant lie, as could
be expected by the succumbing Miloshevic slavery regime.
The truth is that NATO has designed bombs which take away all movement of
air, thereby cancelling every effort to transmit music sound from the
Philharmonic Orchestra of Austria to the ears of mostly Japanese (and
secretly also Chinese) ears.
Vienna will lie paralysed for hundreds of days. It is the only city in the
world, where more people attend music performances than sport events. All
those people will pay a fortune, but will not hear anything.
Their concerto rage will be outrageous and directed, via parachuted
McDonalds Wiener Schnitzel and Spaghetti , towards respectively against the
disguised Hungarians as Serbian uncles and aunts, thereby drawing the Danube
Hungarians into the war against the Serbs and the neighbouring Vlachs.
Also, the highly musician and up until now neutral Finish nationalist will
join and invade Petersburg, as unimpeached sources within the Pentagon
disclosed in a secretly held press conference at the bottom of the White
House swimming pool. The strategy is, that Yeltsin will raise the Russian
anger, even the communist party will join in, Finland will be invaded,
thereby letting the US green barrettes invade Belgrade and create a great
Las Vegas of the Balkans in neighbouring Novi Sad (to the displeasure of the
highly corrupt but respected Belgrade mayor). The Serbs will therefore
forget about any revenge, they will play Roulette and Blackjack together
with wealthy Albanina refugees, who got their money from the Red Cross who
will sell lost-and-found bombs and cruise-missiles to Pakistan.
That is how easy history is. Politics is just like the Billy around the
corner thinks it is: dirty, funny and with a lot of alcohol.

Greetings from endangered Vienna,

Peter, the optimistic Rebernik
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-----Ursprüngliche Nachricht-----
Von: michael.benson@pristop.si <michael.benson@pristop.si>
An: syndicate@aec.at <syndicate@aec.at>
Cc: slobodan.milosevic@gov.serboslavia <slobodan.milosevic@gov.serboslavia>;
oliver.stone@hades.org <oliver.stone@hades.org>
Datum: Freitag, 14. Mai 1999 16:53
Betreff: Syndicate: Re: "Staged" massacres, etc


>Subject: URGENT: Please send to media, your members of
>Congress, Senate...!!!
>
>This is a warning. Reliable sources indicate that there is a real
>possibility that NATO, which is reported to be "increasingly
>desperate", is planning to surround Vienna with heavy artillary and
>shell the city from all directions. The destruction of Vienna, the
>sources claimed, will be blamed on "extremist Serbian elements."
>Simultaneous with the shelling, a doctored broadcast from "Serbian
>Television" will claim that the Viennese are "shelling themselves to
>create international sympathy over the boredom pervading their
>terminally bourgeouse lives", according to the well-placed source.
>"It's going to be played as a kind of 'cry for help'", the source
>said. Further, the broadcast will actually be an altered tape
>from a genuine Serbian TV broadcast made during the shelling of
>Sarajevo several years ago; the latter technique, according to
>several highly-placed Yugoslav officials, is an especially sneaky way
>to implicate Serbia in this criminal NATO act.
>
>There are indications that the US Military, using intelligence
>gathered over the last three decades in "Area Alt-F4" -- a previously
>unknown, secret site in the Ohidaho desert dedicated to researching
>the technology used in a captured fleet of ancient flying saucers
>from Andromeda -- is preparing to, in the words of once source,
>"baffle the shit of out Belgrade" with an aerial armada of high-speed
>silver discs. The bafflement program, code-named "Operation Stealthy
>Idiot", will be a central component of a new NATO psychological
>warfare program directed specifically at top Serbian military and
>political echelons. "Its a question of baffling with bullshit",
>explained one NATO "Psych-Op" operative, speaking on deep background.
>He said that compter simulations had proven that moments of extreme
>bafflement can provide key tactical advantages, particularily after
>the 50th day of "air campaigns conducted by ethnically mixed pilots
>in particular."
>
>Further, there are also indications that, under pressure from an
>indignant Burkina Faso, which reported several hours of interrupted
>electricity in their Belgrade Embassy yesterday, top Atlantic Council
>decision-makers are planning to reverse all the decisions made at the
>NATO summit in Washington to increase the "scope and intensity" of
>the bombing of Serbia until NATO "prevails."  Romania, Croatia,
>Hungary, Bulgaria Bosnia, Macedonia and Albania -- all recently
>forced, under threat of being bombed themselves, to sign documents
>allowing overflights of their terrain -- are now being forced to sign
>statements that they consider themselves "foolish Balkan countries
>and were just kidding." CNN's Christian Amanpour, Hustler Magazine
>publisher Larry Flynt, and internet gossip columnist Matt Drudge are
>all reportedly being flown in a special sealed railroad car,
>itself being carried inside one of the US Air Force's massive C-5
>"Galaxy" cargo planes, to witness the signing of the "just kidding"
>documents. Their flight path will reportedly take them to Bucharest,
>Zagreb, Budapest, Sofia, Skopje, and Tirana, all during the course of
>one day. The railroad car will apparently be unloaded, transported to
>the nearest tracks, and will then serve as the location of signing
>ceremonies to take place at the main train station of each city.
>Evidence shows that, in general, all of the most influental US and
>western media are pre-positioned in important zones of potential
>newsworthiness "before" "anything" "starts" "in" order to "prepare"
>"reliable" "coverage" of the "unexpected" "event."
>
>The reasons behind the sealed railroad car was not disclosed, but
>will remain under study by a crack team of Harvard historians,
>according to Professor Vlada Petric, who taught film history at the
>Visual Department, Harvard University from 1973-1997.
>
>In another development, the Yugoslav Union of Actors and Theater
>Workers filed a complaint with the UN Special Representative on
>Issues of Representation, claiming that the hundreds of thousands of
>actors "playing" at being "Albanian" "refugees", currently being paid
>to walk in circles in the dangerous border zones between Kosovo,
>Macedonia and Albania, are "not being paid or even fed well enough",
>according to a press release from the organization. "While we
>understand that NATO needs these remarkably skilled actors to build
>support for their brutal campaign of ethnic cleansing in Kosovo, we
>have to stress that we are moved by the plight of those Albanian
>actors. They are Yugoslav citizens, and so we feel duty-bound to
>protest their substandard working conditions", said head of the
>union, Slobodan Markovic (note: no relation to the prolific
>Belgrade-based e-mailer -- ed). "If they can't even feed these
>people, let alone protect them from NATO bombs, we really feel that
>it is our professional responsibility to protest." (Please note that
>this last information came from a *female writer.*)
>
>Finally, reports indicate that the Serbian soldiers captured several
>weeks ago by the KLA, and later handed over to NATO authorities, are
>being forced to train as jet fighter pilots. The three
>soldiers, reported to be living in "extremely good, even spa-like
>conditions" in a undisclosed location, are learning how to pilot a
>broad spectrum of planes, from USAF F-15 and F-16s to French Mirages
>and even Albanian Spad-1 aircraft -- the latter a biplane type last
>used during the First World War. The reasons behind this training,
>although obscure, are thought to involve a plan by which the
>soldiers, flying these same NATO or Albanian planes, will be downed
>over Kosovo by NATO. "NATO will then claim that they were downed by
>Serbian ground-fire by mistake. This will prove that in fact Slobodan
>Milosevic has been conducting the bombing of his own forces all this
>time, using NATO and "Partnership for Peace" aircraft provided to him
>by NATO countries -- such as Greece and the Czech Republic -- as well
>as unscrupulous American and French arms traders", said an ethnically
>mixed cleaning person at Brussels' ultra-secret Civilian Stupidity
>Center in ##///###//## (address obscured by censors' ink).
>
>Transmission ends.
>
>
>
>Michael Benson  <michael.benson@pristop.si>
><http://www.ljudmila.org/kinetikon/>
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