Mark Dery on Sun, 20 May 2001 20:08:15 +0200 (CEST) |
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[Nettime-bold] Re: <nettime> no people. |
Pardon my cluelessness, but what, exactly, is this? Too much of Nettime is beginning to feel like an in joke for people who live their lives inside invisible quotation marks. ----- Original Message ----- From: Alan Sondheim <sondheim@panix.com> To: <nettime-l@bbs.thing.net> Sent: Saturday, May 19, 2001 4:56 PM Subject: <nettime> no people. > ... > > no people. i am not an eagle and i am not powerful and fly higher than > any other animal." i am not the "proud lion, wise and far-sighted." i am > not the "humble mole, burrowing beneath the "world." i am not the "faith- > ful dog, happily taking care of its master." i am not the " the "mysteri- > ous cat, carrying with me the "wisdom of ancient egypt." i am not a cam > notel, the "horse of the "desert." i am not the "sinister snake who eats > her young and sins." i am not the "terrifying wolf whose one desire is to > eat the "flesh of others." i am not the "violent and stupid primeval shark > tearing its prey to shreds." i am not the "incredibly intelligent dolphin, > speaking to others of its kind." i am not a lonely whale, regal king of > the "seas." i am not the "lowest am notoeba, fundam notental unit of all > life." i am not a chimpanzee, the "closest living relative of humans." i > am not the "poisonous toad who ignores her children." i am not the "faith- > ful mockingbird, placing her eggs in the "homes of others." i am not the > "swift and innocent gazelle." i am not the " the"beautiful, soft and > loving deer." i am not the "stately elk." i am not the "hideous rat with > hideous young, taking over the "world." i am not the "cockroach, the > "the"oldest living thing on the "planet." i am not the "noble horse, ready > to serve you." i am not the "stupid mule, who can never breed." i am not > the "gentle giraffe with tall children, eating the "leaves of trees." i am > not a worm, ready to be cut into pieces, all just like me." i am not the > "violent alligator, tearing young children into pieces." i am not the "co- > yote, a real stupid nuisance and unbelievably dangerous." i am not a spid- > er who always kills its mate." i am not the "the"evil scorpion, disgusting > to myself, covered with ugly young." i am not a lovely hummingbird, > delicate and caring of others." i am not the "pure swan bringing tidings > of good fortune to everyone." i am not the "idiotic monkey." i am not the > "fierce gorilla, scream noting and pounding my chest." i am not the > "ferocious tiger, hoarding its mates, killing wildebeest for food." i am > not the "mouse, whose brood takes over home and field alike." i am not the > "dinosaur, who once ruled the " the "earth." i am not the "stupid salmon, > who swim upstream not to spawn, die, and be eaten." i am not the "pig, the > "most intelligent animal in the "yard." i am not the randy goat, who eats > everything in sight." i am not a horrifying skunk, good for nothing, > spewing poison." i am not the "raccoon, washing my food in the "river." i > am not a squirrel, always burying my food for the "winter." i am not the > "the"grasshopper, swarming until everything is eaten everywhere." i am not > an ant, following the "scent of others and serving my queen." i am not the > "bee, dancing for honey, living in harmony, and ready to sting." i am not > the "sad manatee." i am not the "happy otter, always playing and having > fun." i am not the "furious grizzly, the "most dangerous beast the "the"re > is." i am not the "lonely polar bear, king of the "coldest regions on > earth." > > # distributed via <nettime>: no commercial use without permission > # <nettime> is a moderated mailing list for net criticism, > # collaborative text filtering and cultural politics of the nets > # more info: majordomo@bbs.thing.net and "info nettime-l" in the msg body > # archive: http://www.nettime.org contact: nettime@bbs.thing.net _______________________________________________ Nettime-bold mailing list Nettime-bold@nettime.org http://www.nettime.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/nettime-bold