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[Nettime-bold] As seen on National TV


AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV: This is the media report.

PARENTS OF 15 - YEAR OLD - FIND $71,000 CASH HIDDEN IN HIS
CLOSET!

Does this headline look familiar? Of course it does. You most
likely have
just seen this story recently featured on a major nightly news
program
(USA). And reported elsewhere in the world (including my neck of
the
woods - Jonesburg, MO). His mother was cleaning and putting 
laundry
away when
she came across a large brown paper bag that was suspiciously
buried beneath
some clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old sons
closet.
Nothing could have prepared her for the shock she got when she
opened the
bag and found it was full of cash. Five-dollar bills, twenties,
fifties and
hundreds - all neatly rubber-banded in labelled piles.


"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank", says the
41-year-old
woman, "There was over $71,000 dollars in that bag -- that's more
than my
husband earns in a year".

The woman immediately called her husband at the car-dealership
where he
worked to tell him what she had discovered.He came home right
away and they
drove together to the boys school and picked him up. Little did
they suspect
that where the money came from was more shocking than actually
finding it in
the closet.

As it turns out, the boy had been sending out, via E-mail, a type
of
"Report" to E-mail addresses that he obtained off the Internet.
Everyday
after school for the past 2 months, he had been doing this right
on his
computer in his bedroom.

"I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what the heck, I put
my name on
it like the instructions said and I started sending it out", says
the clever
15-year-old.

The E-mail letter listed 5 addresses and contained instructions
to send one
$5 dollar bill to eacx person on the list, then delete the
address at the
top and move the others addresses Down , and finally to add your
name to the
top of the list.

The letter goes on to state that you would receive several
thousand dollars
in five-dollar bills within 2 weeks if you sent out the letter
with your
name at the top of the 5-address list. "I get junk E-mail all the
time, and
really did not think it was going to work", the boy continues.

Within the first few days of sending out the E-mail, the Post
Office Box
that his parents had gotten him for his video-game magazine
subscriptions
began to fill up with not magazines, but envelopes containing $5
bills.

"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the post office and
my box had
1 magazine and about 300 envelops stuffed in it. There was also a
yellow
slip that said I had to go up to the [post office] counter.

I thought I was in trouble or something (laughs)". He goes on, "I
went up to
the counter and they had a whole box of more mail for me. I had
to ride back
home and empty out my backpack because I could not carry it all".

Over the next few weeks, the boy continued sending out the
E-mail."The money
just kept coming in and I just kept sorting it and stashing it in
the
closet, barely had time for my homework".He had also been riding
his bike to
several of the banks in his area and exchanging the $5 bills for
twenties,
fifties and hundreds.

"I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept riding to
different
banks with like five thousand at a time in my backpack. I would
usually tell
the lady at the bank counter that my dad had sent me in to
exchange the
money] and he was outside waiting for me.One time the lady gave
me a really
strange look and told me that she would not be able to do it for
me and my
dad would have to come in and do it, but I just rode to the next
bank down
the street (laughs)."

Surprisingly, the boy did not have any reason to be afraid.The
reporting
news team examined and
investigated the so-called "chain-letter" the boy was sending out
and found
that it was not a chain-letter at all.In fact, it was completely
legal
according to US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section 1302
and 1341, or
Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of
federal
regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a
product or
service must be exchanged for money received.

Every five-dollar bill that he received contained a little note
that read,
"Please send me report number XYX".This simple note made the
letter legal
because he was exchanging a service (A Report on how-to) for a
five-dollar
fee.

[This is the end of the media release. If you would like to
understand how
the system works and get your $71,000 - please continue reading.
What
appears below is what the 15 year old was sending out on the net
- YOU CAN
USE IT TOO - just follow the simple instructions].

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Dear Friend:

AS SEEN ON NATIONAL TV :

''Making over half million dollars every 4 to 5 months from your
home for
an
investment of only $25 U.S. Dollars expense one time''

THANKS TO THE COMPUTER AGE AND THE INTERNET!
BE A MILLIONAIRE LIKE OTHERS WITHIN A YEAR!!

Before you say ''Rubbish'', please read the follow-ing. This is
the letter
you have been hearing about on the news lately. Due to the
popularity of
this letter on the internet, a national weekly news program
recently
devoted
an entire show to the investigation of this program de-scribed
below, to
see
if it really can make peo-ple money.

The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal.
Their
findings proved once and for all that there are ''absolutely NO
laws
prohibiting the participation in the program and if people can
follow the
simple instructions, they are bound to make some mega bucks with
only $25
out of pocket cost''.

DUE TO THE RECENT INCREASE OF POPULARITY & RE-SPECT THIS PROGRAM
HAS
ATTAINED, IT IS CURRENTLY WORKING BETTER THAN EVER.

This is what one had to say:

''Thanks to this profitable opportunity. I was approached many
times before
but each time I passed on it. I am so glad I finally joined just
to see
what
one could expect in return for the minimal effort and money
required. To
my
astonishment, I received total $ 610,470.00 in 21 weeks, with
money still
coming in''.
Pam Hedland, Fort Lee, New Jersey.
------------------------------------------------

Here is another testimonial:

''This program has been around for a long time but I never
believed in it.
But one day when I received this again in the mail I decided to
gamble my
$25 on it. I followed the simple in-structions and voila' - 3
weeks later
the money started to come in. First month I only made $240.00 but
the next
2
months after that I made a total of $290,000.00.
So far, in the past 8 months by re-entering the program, I have
made over
$710,000.00 and I am playing it again.The key to success in this
pro-gram
is
to follow the simple steps and NOT change anything''

More testimonials later but first,

****PRINT THIS NOW FOR YOUR FUTURE REFERENCE****

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
If you would like to make at least $500,000 every 4 to 5 months
easily and
comfortably, please read the following...THEN READ IT AGAIN and
AGAIN!!!
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

FOLLOW THE SIMPLE INSTRUCTION BELOW AND YOUR FI-NANCIAL DREAMS
WILL COME
TRUE, GUARANTEED!

INSTRUCTIONS:

- Order all 5 reports shown on the list below.

- For each report, send $5 CASH, THE NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT
YOU ARE
ORDERING and YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS to the person whose name appears
ON THAT
LIST next to the re-port. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON
YOUR ENVELOPE
TOP LEFT CORNER in case of any mail problems.

- When you place your order, make sure you order each of the 5
reports. You
will need all 5 reports so that you can save them on your
computer and
resell them.

YOUR TOTAL COST $5 X 5 = $25.00.

Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the 5
reports from
these 5 different individuals. Save them on your computer so they
will be
accessible for you to send to the 1,000's of people
who will order them from you. Also make a floppy of these reports
and keep
it on your desk in case something happen to your computer.

IMPORTANT: DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed
next to
each
report, or their se-quence on the list, in any way other than
what is
instructed below in step '' 1 through 6 '' or you will loose out
on
majority
of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, you will
also see
how it does not work if you change it.

Remember, this method has been tested, and if you alter, it will
NOT
work!!!
People have tried to put their friends/relatives names on all
five thinking
they could get all the money. But it does not work this way.
Believe us, we
all have tried to be greedy and then nothing happened. So do not
try to
change anything other than what is instructed. Because if you do,
it will
not work for you.

Remember, honesty reaps the reward!!!

1. After you have ordered all 5 reports, take this advertisement
and REMOVE
the name & address of the person in REPORT #5. This person has
made it
through the cycle and is no doubt counting their fortune.

2. Move the name & address in REPORT #4 down TO REPORT #5.

3. Move the name & address in REPORT #3 down TO REPORT #4.

4. Move the name & address in REPORT #2 down TO REPORT #3.

5. Move the name & address in REPORT #1 down TO REPORT #2

6. Insert YOUR name & address in the REPORT #1 Position.

PLEASE MAKE SURE you copy every name & address ACCURATELY!

****Take this entire letter, with the modified list of names, and
save it
on
your computer. DO NOT MAKE ANY OTHER CHANGES. Save this on a disk
as well
just in case if you loose any data.

****To assist you with marketing your business on the internet,
the 5
reports you purchase will provide you with invaluable marketing
informa-tion
which includes how to send bulk e-mails le-gally, where to find
thousands
of
free classi-fied ads and much more.

There are 2 Primary methods to get this venture going:

METHOD #1 : BY SENDING BULK E-MAIL LEGALLY

Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it
goes, and we
will assume You and those involved send out only 5,000 e-mails
each. Let's
also assume that the mailing receive only a 0.2% response (the
response
could be much bet-ter but lets just say it is only 0.2% . Also
many people
will send out hundreds of thousands e-mails instead of only 5,000
each).

Continuing with this example, you send out only 5,000 e-mails.
With a 0.2%
response, that is only 10 orders for report # 1.

Those 10 people responded by sending out 5,000 e-mail each for a
total of
50,000. Out of those 50,000 e-mails only 0.2% responded with
orders. That's
= 100 people responded and ordered Report # 2.

Those 100 people mail out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
500,000
e-mails.
The 0.2% response to that is 1000 orders for Report # 3.

Those 1000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of 5
million
e-mails sent out. The 0.2% response to that is 10,000 orders for
Re-port #
4.

Those 10,000 people send out 5,000 e-mails each for a total of
50,000,000
(50 million) e-mails. The 0.2% response to that is 100,000 orders
for
Report # 5

THAT'S 100,000 ORDERS TIMES $5 EACH = $500,000.00 (half million).

Your total income in this example is:
1.. $50 +
2.. $500 +
3.. $5,000 +
4.. $50,000 +
5.. $500,000 .... Grand Total = $555,550.00

Numbers do not lie. Get a pencil & paper and figure out the worst
possible
responses and no matter how you calculate it, you will still make
a lot of
money!

Remember friend, this is assuming only 10 people ordering out of
5,000 you
mailed to. Dare to think for a moment what would happen if
every-one, or
half or even one 4th of those people mailed 100,000 e-mails each
or more?
There are over 150 million people on the internet world-wide and
counting.
Believe me, any people will do just that, and more!


METHOD #2 : BY PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET

Advertising on the net is very very inexpensive and there are
hundreds of
FREE places to adver-tise. Placing a lot of free ads on the
internet will
easily get a larger response. We strongly suggest you start with
method #1
and add METHOD #2 as you go along. For every $5 you receive, all
you must
do
is e-mail them the Report they ordered. That's it . Always
provide same day
service on all orders. This will guarantee that the e-mail they
send
out,with your name and ad-dress on it, will be prompt because
they can not
advertise until they receive the report.

************** AVAILABLE REPORTS **************

ORDER EACH REPORT BY ITS NUMBER & NAME ONLY.
Notes: Always send $5 cash (U.S. CURRENCY) for each Report.
Checks NOT
accepted. Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at
least 2
sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of pa-per, Write the
NUMBER & the
NAME of the Report you are ordering, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS and your
name and
postal address (PLEASE WRITE IN BLOCK LETTERS).

PLACE YOUR ORDER FOR THESE REPORTS NOW:
=============================================

REPORT #1 "The Insider's Guide to Advertising for Free on the
Net"
ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:

Stacie Henderson
PO Box 424
Flat Rock, MI 48124
USA
___________________________________________

REPORT #2 "The Insider's Guide to Sending Bulk E-mail on the Net"
ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:

Jeffrey Przybylski
501 W. Hacienda Ave.
Apt. E2
Campbell, CA 95008
USA
_____________________________________________

REPORT #3 "The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet"
ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:

Emerson Branham
PO Box 1798
Pineville, WV 24874
USA
_____________________________________________

REPORT #4 "How to become a Millionaire utilizing the Power of
Multilevel Marketing and the Internet"
ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:

Nigel Cass
131 Donovan Street
Blockhouse Bay
Auckland
New Zealand
____________________________________________

REPORT #5 "How to SEND 1,000,000 e-mails for FREE"
ORDER REPORT #5 FROM:

Bruce Telfer
9 upland Street
Bellevue
Tauranga
New Zealand
________________________________________

$$$$$$$$$ YOUR SUCCESS GUIDELINES $$$$$$$$$$$$

Follow these guidelines to guarantee your suc-cess:

***If you do not receive at least 10 orders for Report #1 within
2 weeks,
continue sending e-mails until you do.

***After you have received 10 orders, 2 to 3 weeks after that you
should
receive 100 orders or more for REPORT #2. If you did not,
continue
advertising or sending e-mails until you do.

***Once you have received 100 or more orders for Report #2, YOU
CAN RELAX,
because the system is already working for you , and the cash will
con-tinue
to roll in!

THIS IS IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER : Every time your name is moved
down on the
list, you are placed in front of a Different report.

You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report
people are
ordering from you. IF YOU WANT TO GENERATE MORE INCOME SEND
ANOTHER BATCH OF
E-MAILS AND START THE WHOLE PROCESS AGAIN.

There is NO LIMIT to the income you can generate from this
business!!!
________________________________________________

FOLLOWING IS A NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM:

"You have just received information that can give you financial
freedom for
the rest of your life, with NO RISK and JUST A LITTLE BIT OF
EF-FORT. You
can make more money in the next few weeks and months than you
have ever
imagined.

Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do Not change it in any
way. It
works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of
this
exciting report after you have put your name and address in
Report #1 and
moved others to #2 ...........#5 as instructed above. One of the
people you
send this to may send out 100,000 or more e-mails and your name
will be on
everyone of them. Remember though, the more you send out the more
potential
customers you will reach.

So my friend, I have given you the ideas, infor-mation, materials
and
opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU
NOW!


**************MORE TESTIMONIALS***************

'My name is Mitchell. My wife, Jody and I live in Chicago. I am
an
accountant with a major U.S. Corporation and I make pretty good
money. When
I received this program I grumbled to Jody about receiving ''junk
mail''. I
made fun of the whole thing, spouting my knowledge of the
population and
percentages involved. I ''knew'' it wouldn't work. Jody totally
ignored my
supposed intelligence and few days later she jumped in with both
feet. I
made merciless fun of her, and was ready to lay the old ''I told
you so''
on
her when the thing didn't work. Well, the laugh was on me! Within
3 weeks
she had received 50 responses.
Within the next 45 days she had received total $ 147,200.00
....... all
cash! I was shocked. I have joined Jody in her ''hobby''.
Mitchell Wolf, M.D. , Chicago, Illinois
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''Not being the gambling type, it took me sev-eral weeks to make
up my mind
to participate in this plan. But conservative that I am, I
decided that the
initial investment was so little that there was just no way that
I wouldn't
get enough orders to at least get my money back''. ''I was
surprised when I
found my medium size post of-fice box crammed with orders. I made
$319,210.00 in the first 12 weeks. The nice thing about this deal
is that
it
does not matter where people live. There simply isn't a better
investment
with a faster return and so big''.
Dan Sondstrom, Alberta, Canada


''I had received this program before. I deleted it, but later I
wondered if
I should have given it a try. Of course, I had no no idea who to
contact to
get another copy, so I had to wait until I was e-mailed again by
someone
else.........11 months passed then it luckily came again...... I
did not
delete this one! I made more than $490,000 on my first try and
all the
money
came within 22 weeks''.
Susan De Suza, New York, N.Y.


''It really is a great opportunity to make rela-tively easy money
with
little cost to you. I followed the simple instructions carefully
and within
10 days the money started to come in. My first month I made $ 20,
560.00
and
by the end of third month my total cash count was $362,840.00.
Life is beautiful, Thanx to internet''.
Fred Dellaca, Westport, New Zealand


ORDER YOUR REPORTS TODAY AND GET STARTED ON YOUR ROAD TO
FINANCIAL FREEDOM!

If you have any questions of the legality of this program,
contact the
Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal
Trade
Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Wash-ington, D.C.

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